Only in this teacher’s lunchbox would you find:

2 – AAA batteries

1 – AA battery

toothpaste, but no toothbrush

2 Tazo China Green Tips teabags

2 Constant Comment teabags

double sided tape in applicator

Command adhesive hooks (3)

a paring knife in its sharpener

another paring knife I found outside the school in the parking lot

4 plastic forks

3 plastic spoons

a mushed Ritz Crackerfuls

a bandaid

2 more plastic spoons – one broken

packet of Welch’s fruit punch fruit snacks

3 plastic knives

a package of citrus scent Wet Ones

an envelope of Starbucks iced coffee mix

and, various assorted napkins (are they clean? It’s hard to tell at this point)

Sadly, there’s no lunch, there’s only

Treasures found in a most unlikely place – treasures that only a teacher can understand.