You know you’re past tired –

-when you’re sitting at a red light,

it turns green, and suddenly you realize

it’s the next traffic light –

not the one where you’re sitting.

-when you’re driving in the dark on the interstate,

and suddenly you see something that looks

like a small dog dancing at the side of the road.

-when you go to bed at 1:30, but you’re up

at 6:30 – you can no longer sleep since

your mind is racing, but your body isn’t.

– the body refuses a race of any kind.

-You’re typing an email, and as you read what you type

you realize that you’re thinking one thing and typing another.

-When you’re creating a new post and mean to save it as a

draft, but instead hit the publish button…

Sheeesh…